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I love it when people sneeze and it sounds like

“h-ptchnyew”

because that is just the cutest freaking thing ever

How to Best Annoy a McDonalds Employee; written by those who work there

My friend and I hold a deep-set distaste for the idiocy we see daily at work. So we wrote a list for you to read! Whether you are interested in trolling a restaurant near you, want to see how inconsiderate some people can be, or learn what not to do, here is a list for you to check out.

It can always be added to!

Drive-Thru Specific:

-Place your order through a kazoo
-Instead of ordering at the speaker, drive past it and order with the cashier directly at the window (works best if there are other cars behind you)
-Ask for mixed drinks (Ex: “Half-diet, half regular coke,” “Sprite and Hi-C,” ect.)
-Start eating your food at the counter/window, linger as you chew (works best if there are other cars behind you)
-Ask for a moment to consider your order at the speaker. (The longer you take, the more annoyed your cashier will get! Make sure to have a lengthy, unrelated conversation with passengers, if you have any in the car with you.)
-Whisper/shout at the speaker (the more extreme your volume, the better!)
-When at a window, stop as far away as humanly possible without being entirely out of reach. See how far your cashier can stretch!
-Ask for balloons
-Ask your cashier to throw away random trash that you keep in your car; the older and more rancid, the better!
-Keep that radio volume up.
-If it’s raining, don’t turn off your windshield wipers. If you’re lucky, you’ll be able to flick water at your cashier! Aim carefully.
-Order at the speaker… and drive away. (works best if there are cars behind you)
-One word; Coning.

Eat-In, Take-Out, or Drive-Thru:

-Order off-menu items, or items from competing restaurants (ex: hotdogs, chili, onion rings, whoppers, ect.) Insist that the store carries the items when told they are not sold.
-Order very, very slowly
-‘Mis-hear’ the employee taking your order with every sentence they say
-Demand to see the circa-1980 toys (Mayor Cheese, Grimace, ect.)
-Change your order multiple times; end up leaving entirely without buying anything
-Order one item multiple times. (Ex: “I’ll have a small fry… and a ranch wrap… and another small fry… and a small fry…”)
-Order off the secret menu (Don’t know what that is? Don’t worry, neither do most people working there!)
-When you recieve your food, complain that it is too hot/cold; then, complain the opposite when ‘fixed’
-Ask ridiculous questions (Ex at speaker in drive-thru: “…Where do I go now?”)
-Order in thick accent
-Pay with pure change (works best for large orders; use a lot of pennies to really piss off the cashier) Count it out slowly on the counter/in your car.
-Use several expired/empty gift cards. Insist that the cashier keep trying them, saying they ‘worked earlier’.
-Arrive 10 minutes before the restaurant closes. Place a $30+ order.
-Claim to be related to Ronald McDonald, demand free food.
-Ask for picture-perfect food
-Pay with foreign money
-Let the kids place the order!
-Demand that the cashier validate coupons from other restaurants/expired coupons
-Ask for specific temperature on food
-Hand your cashier a crumpled wad of bills. Wait for them to count it out (works best if it’s all singles, and is less than what you have to pay!)
-Order multiple (different) complex items (any McCafe drink, McFlurry, Frappe/Smoothie, ect.)
-Come in huge waves (with friends, or just in a random crowd!) and all order at the same time. Happens mostly during lunch, but is most effective in the early morning or late evening.
-Give extra change once the cash drawer has been opened (is most effective when the change amount makes no sense in relation to your order total)
-Refuse to specify whether you want grilled or crispy chicken when ordering a wrap, sandwich, or salad (Ex: “Would you like that crispy, or grilled?” “Chicken!”)
-Make an order totaling more than $30. ($50 is even better; do this in drive-thru for maximum effect)

Trust me on these. Trust me.

quietumbrella:

gcterezi:

((Spiritual Sequel to ‘Eet’, it’s…..

Little Lion Man! 8D *wild applause at 4AM because apparently I don’t sleep everrrrrrr*

Same deal as it was with Dave- I’ll work on and update this as I finish new verses- consider this a WIP for the entire song. Will probably screenshare as I’m working on them, because it was fun and thank you to the two people that were up at 3AM to sit through this with me because you are beautiful. Beautiful.))

Is there a fuller version out there?

There is! Going to the original post should give you a full version, since I update it there.

Welp

It’s 7AM and it’s been a long time since I’ve had to get up this early (instead of like 7:30)… New job ho! Wish me luck, even though all I’m going to really be doing is filing papers or something.

So, tacofaces.

I’m working from 5-9PM tonight. Who wants to either come over fast now or fast later (or both!) and tool around for an hour or two? Because I miss you people.

I think when girls say that they’re ‘not like other girls’, that they are in fact like all the other girls, because every girl I know has said this.

The Princess and the Frog…

…surprised me, tonight.

Ray the Firefly is a delightful character, and is also delightfully devoted to his sweetheart- Evangeline, the star.


Throughout his entire appearance, he simply oozes adoration for “someone as beautiful as she,” and takes opportunities to just… mention her. Keep her as an active participant in the festivities even though she is, in fact, a star.

Tiana even reminds him of this fact in a moment of anger, saying “Evangeline is nothing but a star, Ray! A big ball of hot air, a million miles from here. Open your eyes now before you get hurt.” To which Ray replies, “She’s just speakin’ outta broken heart… That’s all it is. Come on, Evangeline. We gonna show sug’ the truth!”

The next time Tiana sees him, he passes away, and ‘joins’ Evangeline in the night sky, as a star- a new star appears after the firefly procession and sendoff of his leaf casket.



This is the truth Ray was talking about- Evangeline was more than a star; much more. She was a living, breathing firefly and head-over-heels for Ray, when she was alive; and upon death, became the Evening Star that was wished upon, and the same one that Ray talked to every night.